January 2011
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Phone bill
So I got my phone bill yesterday -.-
Usually, I only pay arnd $27. But once my mom wlkd in my room w/ the bill in her hand, I cld tell I went past the limit. My frckng bill was $158 !! & what makes it worse is I have to pay for it myself. Luckily, my mom decided to pay it for me, but now I owe her 158 bucks.
Shieeeeet, all thnks to my boyfriend who calls me every night <3 lol.
I HEART MY BOYFRIEND
(:
Anonymous asked: What film is that boat scene from ? Little mermaid if I'm not mistaken ? oO"
I don't want to be your past. I want to be more...
So I got my report card today,
And I’m relieved ! I thght I was gng to get a ‘B’ for bio, but I got straight A’s ;D
I am soo proud of myself lol. GPA is 97 something. Even thgh two of my grades went down, I could care less. As long as their A’s I’m happy.
When your friends are gng to take a picture and...
The fuuh, I want to be in it ><
That shit hit me deep, real deeeeep..
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to...
I want a puppy ):
If I were givin the chance to run away from...
Having your cellphone in your hand & holding your...
When someone insults you.
rochellesbusiness:
targetaimshoot:
smilefoorme:
HIS FACE.
LOL
Actually attempting to do your homework and not...
jilliancamille:
Don't even try to flirt with her cause if...
flyesttim:
I hate when you lose your breathe when your crying...
hernameisbambam:
antonettepaviera:
^^ love the GIF haha
illest to realest: Chuck Norris. →
dadddyb:
Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries. Females have XX chromosomes and common males have XY. Chuck Norris has YY, because he is twice…
What's the point of guys wearing belts on their...
profashionall:
I knoww rightt!
Three Ways of Using Public Toilets →
reeturguuurl:
-itzbriana:
-kltran:
sincerelyjudy:
1. THE SUSPENSiON
It is one of the most common techniques and it can be a good exercise. As you can see, it is to stay with your butt in the air.
2. THE FROG
This is only for real experts. You should make sure that you don’t have anything inside your back pockets.
3. THE MUMMY
Mummify with a toilet paper, sit and relax.
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Stop bringing me down with my mistakes. There's a...
A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He...
ryannxp:
Perfume —Chris Brown
